Of all the many things that can get a person's ire,
A pun can be the thing that really lights a fire.
Egg-ceptional, egg-citing, I could name a few,
Take that "egg" and mash it up, it just might make you spew.
So what is it about those puns that really makes us sick
Where otherwise dumb comedy really does the trick?
A fall down stairs, some slippery ice, a pie right in the face,
Any of these schticky things a frown could ne'er replace.
But if you take a joke and turn it right upon it's head,
You'll discover that the listeners won't want to be your friend.
How 'bout one with the Jewish beer guy, you didn't know He-brews?
How 'bout being nice to dentists: they have fillings too!
It's right about this time in which you'll probably stop reading,
But stick with me just one more stanza, if your brain's not bleeding.
For though a pun is something that belongs in a funeral home,
A pun is just not half as bad as a crappy rhyming poem!
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